105 thoughts on “And now for the lighter side of life…”

      2. I’m having fun with ya, monkey! 😉

        Not even a child would be afraid of a filthy monkey like you. You are allowed to post here because you provide comic relief. Who wouldn’t like seeing a monkey jumping around?

        You know, maybe it was the Satanic apostle Paul in the driver’s seat? Oh no. You know who it was? It was that poor woman your racist mangod referred to as a dog just because she was a Gentile. She has to act like a dog to get crumbs from your pagan mangod’s table.

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      3. Hey monkey, your filthy comments will not save you from being humiliated and they will be deleted. Remember, there is no room in heaven for foul-mouthed and sexually-frustrated Indian crosstians but there is plenty of room in hell with you father Satan. 🔥🔥🔥 😂🤣

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      1. mr.heathcliff

        what an idiotic crosstian logic, if jewhowa was DECEIVING , the prophet who would be the object of deception wouldn’t even know it. thats the whole point of guile and trickery and deception.

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      2. Hindus are you Muslims this is why you have the biggest chapter of Quran Surah of cow. Hindus drink cow’s piss and Muslims drink camel piss. Woww what similarity. Muslim kiss the black stone and Hindus kiss the black stone too.😁😁😁 Woww enjoy your piss.

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      7. Hey monkey. You’re not answering the question. Are you afraid of getting roasted again? Answer the question monkey. And then go ask you ask about Premarin. Your father has some more fecal bread for you. 😂

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      8. Early the next morning Jacob took the stone he had placed under his head and set it up as a pillar and poured oil on top of it. 19 He called that place Bethel,[e] though the city used to be called Luz.

        Hey monkey, why was Jacob pouring oil on stones?

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      9. The Lord said to Moses, “Make a snake and put it up on a pole; anyone who is bitten can look at it and live.” 9 So Moses made a bronze snake and put it up on a pole. Then when anyone was bitten by a snake and looked at the bronze snake, they lived.

        Hey monkey, why was your god telling people to stare at a snake idol to get healed?

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      11. No monkey. You’re not getting away. Answer the question. You always try to jump like a diseased monkey. You’re gonna get roasted again monkey. Accept it. Now answer the questions.

        Did you ask you mother? Why did your evil god allow rape? Why did Jacob pour oil on a stone? Why did your god tell the Israelites to look at a snake idol to get healed? Why did your god tell Ezekiel to eat bread cooked over feces?

        Stop running monkey. You can’t run from your inevitable roasting. It’s your destiny. 😁

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      14. Now, now, don’t try to jump. Your god said to eat his body and drink his blood. So you do drink his blood. That’s what your Bible says. Of course, its not real blood. But your Bible says it is because its a silly book full of weird, pagan ideas.

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      16. Why are you lying monkey? Do you want me to expose you again? Ready for another roasting?

        27 So then, whoever eats the bread or drinks the cup of the Lord in an unworthy manner will be guilty of sinning against the body and blood of the Lord. 1 Corinthians 11:27

        Enjoy monkey. Hahaha. What a satanic religion is Christianity. 😂🤣

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      18. Hahahaha, the monkey is embarrassed at his god’s command. How convenient! It’s a “metaphor”! 😂🤣 Watch the videos moron. Christians actually believe that Jesus is present. They believe they are literally eating Jesus’ body and drinking his blood! It’s not a metaphor you lying monkey. You are just too embarrassed to admit the truth. Your religion is just repackaged paganism. Hahahahah! 😆

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      20. 😂🤣 Poor monkey! All you can do is use foul language to express your frustration and ignorance. You don’t know anything about your own religion, do you monkey? During the Eucharist, Christians believe the bread and wine transform into the body and blood of Jesus. Watch the videos dummy. Are you afraid of seeing your pagan religion be exposed?

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      21. So monkey, it seems you don’t understand your own religion. The body and blood of Jesus are believed to be literally in the bread and wine, dummy. I know you are embarrassed by this fact. So you are a cannibal and a vampire when you eat your pagan bread and drink your pagan wine. This concept is known as “transubstantiation” or “consubstantiation”.

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      23. Monkey, I know you’re angry and frustrated at being roasted again. But be angry with your pagan religion, you porn-addicted monkey. Watch the video of the Indian Catholic priest. He explains it quite well what your pagan religion actually teaches. I know it’s embarrassing, but take it out on your demonic apostle Paul. You drink the blood of Jesus you perverted vampire. HAHAHAHA!

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      25. mr.heathcliff

        “Woww enjoy your piss.”

        so how come u imagine your god as a pissing one? would u drink your gods piss if he told u that it would cure ur diseased heart? jesus already gave spittle, will he give u his piss for eternal life?

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      28. mr.heathcliff

        “No Christian drinks a human blood that is a metaphor.”

        so which body parts does the bread represent? the bum cheeks? the penis? the whole body?

        show me evidence in the torah for the following shit :

        Those who eat my flesh and drink my blood have eternal life,

        the jews who knew the torah did the following :

        Because of this many of his disciples turned back and no longer went about with him.

        christians would drink piss if the pauline jesus offered his penis to them, the reason is the OBSESSION WITH A body. the love u have for the body u fuse it with the invisible creator.

        if you can believe that creator comes down and takes a piss, you can believe that your god offers you his penis to drink his piss and give you some magical cure.

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      1. Zozo, I updated your comment with some facts. Your god is not “God”. Your god was copied from Canaanite paganism. He is an old man. 😁

        This evil old deity commanded the deaths of innocent children and the rape of young girls. It’s no wonder you are attracted to such an evil deity. You are an evil and perverted monkey who will burn in hell. 🔥🔥🔥

        Don’t get mad monkey. These are the facts from your own Bible.

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      3. Hanuman, make sure to ask your mother about Premarin. Don’t be shy. It’s for your education. If your mother is of a certain late age, she may be prescribed Premarin by her doctor. It’s perfectly normal. So go ahead and ask. 😁

        Why did your evil god order the rape of girls monkey? Only an evil monkey like you would still call that pagan deity “God”. 😮

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      8. Advertisement: Sexually-frustrated Indian crosstian desperately seeking Indian woman for companionship. Must be willing to touch the filthy Indian crosstian, even though he is a disgusting monkey.

        Likes: Fecal bread, jumping like a monkey, cleaning toilets, pornography

        Dislikes: Everything good and decent.

        Here you go, monkey. Put that on an Indian dating site and see if you get any responses. 😂🤣😂

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      12. You only showed what a moron you are and how evil and perverted you are, monkey. That’s because you believe in an evil god who commands child murder and rape. That’s why you are a Crosstian. The evil appeals to you.

        Did you ask your mother? What are you waiting for monkey? Your father is waiting with some nice, warm fecal bread. 😄

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      13. Now, now monkey. Don’t get angry. I am just quoting your Bible and it’s evil commands to kill children and rape little girls. Did you ask your mother about Premarin? Go on. Ask her. Then eat some fecal bread with your father Satan.

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      14. You are an evil and perverted monkey, Hanuman. Your evil god will welcome you with open arms to hell. It’s no wonder you talk about a little girl with such perversion. You are following in the footsteps of your perverted and evil god who commanded so many horrible things. Ask you mother monkey. Your father is waiting with the fecal bread. It’s getting cold. 😂

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      15. Hahaha, you still haven’t asked your mother monkey? What are you afraid of?

        Your idiotic rants against Muhammad mean nothing monkey. You should worry and rant about why your god caused so much misery to children and infants. Murder and rape were your god’s weapons of terror. Your god was a terrorist.

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      19. Now, now monkey. Don’t get mad. You’ve been roasted on the Midianite issue many times.

        In Numbers 31:18, Moses said that his soldiers could cake virgin girls “for themselves”. And Deut 21:14 says that a captive woman can be released if she doesn’t please her captor. She cannot be sold as a slave because she has been “dishonered”.

        “If you are not pleased with her, let her go wherever she wishes. You must not sell her or treat her as a slave, since you have dishonored her.”

        So yeah, your Bible allowed rape. You are an evil man for thinking this is fine. Repent monkey. Otherwisw, hell will be your domain.

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      21. LOL, here we go again!

        Let’s read Gill’s Commentary on this verse:

        “because thou hast humbled her; which phrase it must be owned is often, used of unlawful commerce with a woman, of defiling her, or violating her chastity; and so may seem to confirm the notion of those who think that he lay with her before he took her to his house, and therefore, upon a refusal to marry her afterwards, was obliged to this loss; though the word signifies any kind of affliction, as this was a very great one, a great mortification to her, to be taken into his house, to have her head shaved, and her nails pared, or suffered to grow, and her fine clothes changed for sordid ones; and all this with a profession of a design to marry her, and yet after all is deceived and disappointed by him; wherefore for such a conduct toward her he was obliged to give her her freedom.” (https://biblehub.com/commentaries/gill/deuteronomy/21.htm)

        The word used in the translation is “humbled” you moron. That means to lay with a woman:

        “humble, a woman by cohabitation, Genesis 34:2 (J) Deuteronomy 21:14; Deuteronomy 22:24,29; Judges 19:24; Judges 20:5; 2 Samuel 13:12,14,22,32; Ezekiel 22:10,11; Lamentations 5:11.” (https://biblehub.com/hebrew/6031.htm)

        Notice that Deuteronomy 21:14 is listed along with Genesis 34:2. Let’s read those verses, shall we?

        “When Shechem son of Hamor the Hivite, the ruler of that area, saw her, he took her and raped her.” (Genesis 34:2)

        “you shall take both of them to the gate of that town and stone them to death—the young woman because she was in a town and did not scream for help, and the man because he violated another man’s wife. You must purge the evil from among you.” (Deuteronomy 22:24)

        “he shall pay her father fifty shekels[a] of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.” (Deuteronomy 22:29)

        OUCH! Zozo gets ROASTED again!

        The meaning is clear: RAPE. Your god allowed it. Will you admit that your god is evil? Yes or no?

        Now show me where it says that Aisha was raped, monkey. Let’s keep roasting you slowly and painfully. HAHAHAHA!

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      23. In contrast to the Bible, the Sunnah of Muhammad (pbuh) prohibited rape:

        ”
        Language:

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         Urdu  اردو

        كتاب الإكراه

        89

        (Statements made under) Coercion

        (6)

        Chapter: If a woman is compelled to commit illegal sexual intercourse against her will

        (6)

        باب إِذَا اسْتُكْرِهَتِ الْمَرْأَةُ عَلَى الزِّنَا، فَلاَ حَدَّ عَلَيْهَا

        فِي قَوْلِهِ تَعَالَى: {وَمَنْ يُكْرِهْهُنَّ فَإِنَّ اللَّهَ مِنْ بَعْدِ إِكْرَاهِهِنَّ غَفُورٌ رَحِيمٌ}.

        And Safiyya bint ‘Ubaid said:

        “A governmental male-slave tried to seduce a slave-girl from the Khumus of the war booty till he deflowered her by force against her will; therefore ‘Umar flogged him according to the law, and exiled him, but he did not flog the female slave because the male-slave had committed illegal sexual intercourse by force, against her will.” Az-Zuhri said regarding a virgin slave-girl raped by a free man: The judge has to fine the adulterer as much money as is equal to the price of the female slave and the adulterer has to be flogged (according to the Islamic Law); but if the slave woman is a matron, then, according to the verdict of the Imam, the adulterer is not fined but he has to receive the legal punishment (according to the Islamic Law).”

        https://sunnah.com/bukhari/89/10

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  3. Oooh, the monkey is pissed! All he could do was post another profanity-laced comment. 😂

    What’s wrong monkey? Your Bible’s tolerance of rape made you angry? So will you be renouncing your religion?

    Show me where it says that Aisha was raped, monkey. I don’t care about your assumptions. Show your proof.

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    1. Hey Zozo, your pathetic comments show that you are embarrassed by your Bible’s tolerance for rape. You are clearly angry. But making perverted and profanity-laced comments, which are always deleted, will not save you from being roasted further. So stop jumping around monkey and answer the questions:

      1. Is your god evil for allowing rape? Will you renounce your religion?
      2. Where does it say that Aisha was raped?

      You’ve been caught lying monkey. Now either defend your lies or admit you lied. Either way, you will be roasted some more. 😁

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    2. Monkey, do you admit that you lied about Aisha being raped? Admit it monkey. Stop embarrassing yourself. Oh and if you want your comments to be posted, stop being a degenerate and perverted Indian monkey. 😉

      What about your god monkey? Was he evil for allowing rape? Do you admit this? Answer the question.

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    4. Still a degenerate monkey? Did you ask your mother? 😂

      What’s the matter baboon? I told you. Don’t be angry with me for exposing the evil of your religion. Be angry with your god. Wi you be renouncing your religion pagan monkey? Nah, of course you won’t. You’re right at home in your religion. An evil and perverted monkey in an evil and perverted religion. It’s a good thing though that most Christians are not evil like you.

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    5. So it seems poor Zozo is very embarrassed by his evil god’s permissibility of rape and keeps jumping. He won’t answer the questions because he is very loyal to his evil god. He’s right at home because he himself is a perverted degenerate.

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    4. 😂🤣 Hanuman, you really need to cut back on the pornography, dude. You’re making your religion look really bad with your perverted rants. Now go clean some toilets. Gotta earn those rupees so you can buy more fecal bread. 😆

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    9. Monkey, you’re not answering. Why did your evil god allow rape? Did you ask your mother about Premarin? How are those toilets coming along? Why are so you interested in men’s private parts? Are you a Sodomite? 😂

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    10. Zozo, are you drunk? Your English is getting worse by the minute. Oh wait, it must be the fecal bread you keep eating.

      You’re still not answering monkey. Why did your evil god allow rape? Did you ask your mother? Why are you so obsessed with men’s private parts? Are you a Sodomite?

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      1. stewjo004

        @ QB

        He didn’t know the communion is supposed to represent eatung Jesus’s blood and body? 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

        I tell ya literal tears in my eyes from laughing. He wants to “preach” to us but doesn’t even know his religion. He’s so estatic from jumping from a million gods to 3 (on paper) he thinks everyone else will just follow along. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

        Poor Hanuman…

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      3. Here we go. Hanuman is about to get a PAINFUL roasting! Why don’t we look at the “example of the church” when it comes to the literal blood and body of Jesus being consumed by the pagan Christians?

        St. Ignatius of Antioch (c. 110 A.D.)

        I have no taste for corruptible food nor for the pleasures of this life. I desire the Bread of God, WHICH IS THE FLESH OF JESUS CHRIST, who was of the seed of David; and for drink I DESIRE HIS BLOOD, which is love incorruptible. (Letter to the Romans 7:3)

        They [i.e. the Gnostics] abstain from the Eucharist and from prayer, because they do not confess that THE EUCHARIST IS THE FLESH OF OUR SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST, flesh which suffered for our sins and which the Father, in his goodness, raised up again. (Letter to Smyrnians 7:1)

        St. Justin the Martyr (c. 100 – 165 A.D.)

        For not as common bread nor common drink do we receive these; but since Jesus Christ our Savior was made incarnate by the word of God and had both flesh and blood for our salvation, so too, as we have been taught, the food which has been made into the Eucharist by the Eucharistic prayer set down by Him, AND BY THE CHANGE OF WHICH our blood and flesh is nourished, IS BOTH THE FLESH AND THE BLOOD OF THAT INCARNATED JESUS. (First Apology, 66)

        St. Irenaeus of Lyons (c. 140 – 202 A.D.)

        But what consistency is there in those who hold that the bread over which thanks have been given IS THE BODY OF THEIR LORD, and the cup HIS BLOOD, if they do not acknowledge that He is the Son of the Creator… How can they say that the flesh which has been nourished BY THE BODY OF THE LORD AND BY HIS BLOOD gives way to corruption and does not partake of life? …For as the bread from the earth, receiving the invocation of God, IS NO LONGER COMMON BREAD BUT THE EUCHARIST, consisting of two elements, earthly and heavenly… (Against Heresies 4:18:4-5)

        When, therefore, the mixed cup and the baked bread receives the Word of God and BECOMES THE EUCHARIST, THE BODY OF CHRIST, and from these the substance of our flesh is increased and supported, how can they say that the flesh is not capable of receiving the gift of God, WHICH IS ETERNAL LIFE — flesh which is nourished BY THE BODY AND BLOOD OF THE LORD…receiving the Word of God, BECOMES THE EUCHARIST, WHICH IS THE BODY AND BLOOD OF CHRIST… (Against Heresies 5:2:2-3)

        Origen (c. 185 – 254 A.D.)

        We give thanks to the Creator of all, and, along with thanksgiving and prayer for the blessings we have received, we also eat the bread presented to us; and this bread BECOMES BY PRAYER A SACRED BODY, which sanctifies those who sincerely partake of it.(Against Celsus 8:33)

        You see how the ALTARS are no longer sprinkled with the blood of oxen, but consecrated BY THE PRECIOUS BLOOD OF CHRIST. (Homilies on Joshua 2:1)

        St. Cyprian of Carthage (c. 200 – 258 A.D.)

        He Himself warns us, saying, “UNLESS YOU EAT THE FLESH OF THE SON OF MAN AND DRINK HIS BLOOD, YOU SHALL NOT HAVE LIFE IN YOU.” Therefore do we ask that our Bread, WHICH IS CHRIST, be given to us daily, so that we who abide and live in Christ may not withdraw from His sanctification and from His Body. (The Lord’s Prayer 18)

        Also in the priest Melchisedech we see THE SACRAMENT OF THE SACRIFICE OF THE LORD prefigured…The order certainly is that which comes from his [Mel’s] sacrifice and which comes down from it: because Mel was a priest of the Most High God; because he offered bread; and because he blessed Abraham. And who is more a priest of the Most High God than our Lord Jesus Christ, who, WHEN HE OFFERED SACRIFICE TO GOD THE FATHER, OFFERED THE VERY SAME WHICH MELCHISEDECH HAD OFFERED, NAMELY BREAD AND WINE, WHICH IS IN FACT HIS BODY AND BLOOD! (Letters 63:4)

        Aphraates the Persian Sage (c. 280 – 345 A.D.)

        After having spoken thus [“This is My body…This is My blood”], the Lord rose up from the place where He had made the Passover and had given His Body as food and His Blood as drink, and He went with His disciples to the place where He was to be arrested. But He ate of His own Body and drank of His own Blood, while He was pondering on the dead. With His own hands the Lord presented His own Body to be eaten, and before He was crucified He gave His blood as drink… (Treatises 12:6)

        St. Athanasius (c. 295 – 373 A.D.)

        You shall see the Levites bringing loaves and a cup of wine, and placing them on the table. So long as the prayers of supplication and entreaties have not been made, there is only bread and wine. But after the great and wonderful prayers have been completed, then the bread is become the Body, and the wine the Blood, of our Lord Jesus Christ….Let us approach the celebration of the mysteries. This bread and this wine, so long as the prayers and supplications have not taken place, remain simply what they are. But after the great prayers and holy supplications have been sent forth, the Word comes down into the bread and wine — and thus is His Body confected. (Sermon to the Newly Baptized, from Eutyches)

        And there are A LOT more!

        http://www.therealpresence.org/eucharst/father/fathers.htm

        OUCH!! Face it, Hanuman. Your religion teaches that the bread and wine actually becomes the LITERAL body and blood of your mangod! SICK!!

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      1. HAHAHA, Zozo is so upset at finding out the truth about his evil god that he can’t even write a coherent response anymore! What’s the matter monkey? Are you ashamed of your Bible?

        Did you ask your mother yet? Don’t be shy.

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      2. mr.heathcliff

        which parts of jesus do you put in your mouth while u r chewing on bread? do you take it all in or bit by bit? some time the arms, some times the legs?

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      4. 🤣😆😂 So now Hanuman admits that he literally eats his god! 🤯 Oh you dirty pagan!

        Muslims don’t practice cannibalism dummy. Show a verse from the Quran or an authentic Hadith. Don’t give your moronic links. Go on monkey.

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      8. mr.heathcliff

        “We don’t put any part of Jesus but we consume him as a whole. ”

        u filthy bastard stop involving female members of a family in this conversation. So you take jesus as WHOLE human in your mouth?

        “To purify ourselves”

        how? how do EXTERNAL repetitive CANABILISTIC SHITTY RITUALS WHICH DO NOT REACH THE HEART ,BUT SEWAGE help u?

        “, our spirit, our mind by his spirit.”

        so you like thinking about eating a jewish man with testicles? are u gay? or is it spiritual ADULTERY?

        “Now tell me why Muslims are cannabals.”

        are you a spiritual CANIBAL ?

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      9. 😆 This filthy monkey thinks he can get “purified” by eating his god. Well it clearly has no influence on his character. He’s still a vulgar and sexually-depraved monkey. The Jesus happy meal doesn’t make dirty monkeys clean.

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  10. Never ban him Faiz, he’s like the mascot of this blog. Now we just need Joel and Paulus to come back to complete the unholy trinity…The heavenly girlfriend, The cheer-leading boyfriend and their adopted horny monkey and Lo and behold! those three are one in stupidity!

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    1. Hahaha, nah. I’m not gonna ban him. His comments are moderated and most get deleted because of the foul language and vulgarity he indulges in. This guy is a mascot for the fake piety that Christian apologists pretend to show to people. Deep down though, they are just degenerates.

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